Kids are quick

Posted On: August 3, 2009 By: Fat Kid Comments: ( 0 )

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .  MARIA:  Here it is.  TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America  ?
CLASS:   Maria.

TEACHER:   John,   why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:   You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell  ‘crocodile?’  GLENN:   K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No,  that’s wrong
GLENN:  Maybe it is wrong,  but you asked me how I spell it.   (I  Love  this kid)

TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula  for water?
DONALD:   H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking  about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years  ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:  Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.. ‘
MILLIE: I  is..
TEACHER: No,  Millie….. Always say, ‘I  am.’
MILLIE:All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down  his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted  it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand

TEACHER: Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers  before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t  have to, my Mom is a good  cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :  No, sir. It’s the same  dog.

TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who  keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

(Stolen from Bits & Pieces)

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Tags: Kids are badasses, That shit is funny, We got jokes

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